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Thu

10

Feb

2011

Would You Marry Again?

Posted by nuts Humor Marriage Joke family
A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the Wife looks over at him and asks the question.... WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married Again?" HUSBAND: "Definitely not!" WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?" HUSBAND: "Of course I do.." WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?

Wed

24

Nov

2010

Thanksgiving Joke plus a poem

Posted by nuts Humor Turkey Thanksgiving Poem Jokes
Bob and Martha have been married for 15 years. Every morning for 15 years, Bob wakes up, farts loudly, rolls over onto his back and gets up for work. Every morning for 15 years, Martha says, "One of these days, you're gonna fart your guts out!"

Sat

11

Jul

2009

David Statue Returns to Italy

Posted by nuts Humor Obesity Italy Health Fast Food Diet David Statue America
Michaelangelo's David was invited to visit America by his American friends. After a one year tour, David finally returns to Italy. He looks more or less the same, except... Take a look and compare his pictures from before and after the trip:   Before the trip:   After the trip:

Wed

5

Aug

2009

10 Most Beautiful Churches in China

Posted by nuts History China Religion Church Architecture
 1. Beijing Eastern Church Beijing Eastern Church (Photo Source: CRIENGLISH.com) 

Fri

17

Apr

2009

In Memory of That Autumn

Posted by nuts Life Poems Autumn Leaves Father Melancholy
I wrote this short poem on a rainy Saturday afternoon. The kids were playing by themselves. Their cheerful sweet voices filled the room and my heart. Looking outside of the window, I saw the empty streets paved with ailing yet still beautiful autumn leaves. I saw cars passing by, in their determined pace and with their heavy body, mercilessly crushing the leaves, taking away the last drop of the juice of their life... What a sad thought!